GodDAMN livejournal is being a mega SOB this morning. *shakes head*
The question: Anyway, got a question for all you college girls -- this coming fall I will be going away for my first year of college. For housing, I will be sharing a room suite with eight (8!) seven girls. Am I going to be in Hell? I can't imagine that one of them won't be a bitch, probably more like two.
Just wondering how much I should steel myself for the year ahead. ^_^;;
Yeah! Complete change in layout for The Seme-Seme Club! That took some time~~~
I'm pretty pleased by the change -- it's completely different. The structure is much simpler and adaptable to various browsers [though of course it's made for IE 800x600], and black with hints of brown. Still lots of pretty men, but no more soldier boy.
The only thing left is the fics themselves [the most important part!]. I really should do the ccs thing, but I always forget. And right now I'm too lazy~~ [how does that make sense?].
Name: Joaquin or something. I don't really care. Ruben, Dexter. Gender: Male. This is not open to debate. Age: 19-21 Race: Latino. I love all races of men, but I have always been particularly attracted to Asians and Hispanics, I think because it's in my blood. I have only dated Asians, and honestly, I'm kind of sick of the whole FOB way of treating women. I love the things I've had with Mexican guys, and I'm really looking for something long-lasting and definite right now. If anyone takes offense at this, I swear... Height: Relatively short. Another Asian/Latino plus. If I can't break 5 feet, I don't want my man towering over me and having to hunch over for affection. Make him around 5'6" and I'm fine. Weight: Without getting pounds-specific, I like a lean, cut dude. Yeah. Work those abs, baby. Eyes: uh, brown is fine. Hair: Black or dark brown is how it usually goes. SHORT. Closest celebrity match: Jay Hernandez or that guy from Girlfight
Music: hip-hop, rap, salsa, stuff you can dance to. And it would be a major PLUS if he was open to other shit like Jpop, but I want to be relatively realistic here. Food: LOTS. Give me a guy who can eat, loves food. Let's go out for tamales and udon! Interests: cars [yeah, shut up, I like em macho an' fixin stuff], dancing [I want a man who can keep up with me on the dance floor], basketball/football/soccer/some sort of sport, family [respects his mother], his heritage [this is important to me, I'm so hyper-aware of my own], being outside and having fun, etc.
And now, for the most important part: Personality [of course] -- well, ahem. I'm gonna be so unoriginal here, but most important is sense of humor. Then respect for me, women in general. I want a manly man [heh heh], but I need to feel like he respects and cares for me as well. He's got to be easy-going, relaxed, and love being active and having fun. I don't need someone too intense. Chilling is important. Going to the park by the beach and listening to oldies, cracking open a beer, and having a barbeque with some friends is important. Yeah. Just a relaxed, down-to-earth, and of course sexy vato for me. ^_^;;
...That aside, I'm such a horny bitch right now, I'd probably take just about anything over 15 and under 35 with a penis. Just look at my past relationships. *gags* Ick, I'm gross.
Last night went pretty smooth. I mean, to be honest, it was a BITCH of a night, Morgan and I both agreed, but my mood stayed sweet through it all.
Since I've been excersizing again, I've been feeling a lot more happy and confident. I dressed up really nice yesterday, and when I walked through the door, the first thing Kevin said to me was "Man, you look snazzy," and I thought, Okay, this is going to be a good night. Then some bitch walked through the door and gave me the hardest time about a late fee and managed to scam her way out of it by attacking the New Guy when I turned around, so I thought, shit, this is going to be a bad night.
In truth, it was both. Tons and tons and tons of people, lots of credit card authorizations to do, lots of people whining, and on top of it all, I was stupid and wore shoes I knew were going to kill me but thought, Oh, they're just SO cute, I've got to wear them!. Well, I ended up spending the last hour and a half barefoot, but I did get compliments on the shoes before then.
On the good side, I got a lot of feel-good flirting in, mostly with Morgan, wouldn't you know. For the past few weeks, I have been feeling sort of sour at him because he's so nice to everyone so I mean, I can't tell if he really is particularly nice to me. That sounds stupid, but anyway, he's a video nazi and he lives to please the customer and so he talks and talks with customers while I'm swamped with trying to help the rest of the growing line efficiently, and then ESPECIALLY when that cute Russian exchange student comes in... I'm ashamed to admit to the amount of stupid glee I felt when she came in last Saturday and Morgan wasn't there. MwaHA!
But yeah, it's stupid, cause Morgan's a nice guy, and it's not like I mean anything by flirting with him, and it's easy. He's just that nice and playful and kind of a dork. Also kind of gay. ^_~ He's not, but you know it makes it easier to flirt when you can laugh at someone. He says fabulous a lot, and he's NOT kidding. Ahem.
Anyway, made *bonus*. That's always extra sugar in my punch, you know, I get paid shit, so bonus is about THREE hours of work for me.
I came home planning on hitting the sack immediately, you know, after a chaotic Friday night shift and then I got a chaotic Saturday night shift tomorrow, and my feet are so FUCKIN sore from just being on my toes night after night after night and yeah what a rockin whiney run-on sentence I guess I'll stop now.
But! Man! The FEEDBACK I've been getting for my O'Reily/Alvarez piece, Until it Sleeps has been stellar. I've never gotten so much response, not even for my Zelly solo sex oneshot! Weee! How can I not get off on this? And the best part is knowing that not only is there still a definite Oz slash fanbase in existence, but there's an Alvarez/O'Reily audience, eager and just waiting for material.
I'm making a CD mix of FUN songs. I'm thinking, you know, stuff like Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, *NSync - The Lion Sleeps Tonight, and Toy Box - Tarzan & Jane.
But you know, it can also be just general feel-good stuff that really gets you pumped like ACDC - You Shook Me All Night Long, Public Enemy - Can't Do Nuttin For Ya Man, EMF - Unbelievable, or good ole oldies like The Beach Boys.
Any recommendations, for ANY kind of music, please, people. Bring em on!
Until I think of another plan, all entries here-on will be friends-only. I am sorry about this for a number of reasons, the main one being that I like entertaining the idea that a theoretical person happening upon some of my writing would find me interesting/amusing/enlightening/disturbing. That they would get something from my diary. Oh well, if anyone does manage to get such an impression of me anyway, I can add them as a friend.
YOU FUCK. I respected your privacy all these fucking years, and this is what I get? Well, believe me, this one's not a private entry. The whole world [not that anybody gives a fuck about you] can see what a sneaky little bitch you are. You are nothing.
It's just fun stuff. My top favorite man celebrities that bring me joy by removing their shirts, and sometimes just by smiling. Actually the simple fact that they ARE is enough. The rest is just extra. This was just a spur of the moment, off the top of my head type thing, and I'll be updating this as the tide changes [and grows]. Keep in mind, these are just the sexy ones, and the list doesn't include my other favorites that I may just adore more than any others, as Barry Pepper and Giovanni. The list below is not based on personality or acting ability or charisman, etc. Although for some, that might very well factor into how sexy they are, in which case, it does count, at least for that.
01] Josh Hartnett - actor [Pearl Harbor - Danny Walker, Black Hawk Down - Matt Eversmann] 02] Dean Armstrong - actor [Queer as Folk - Blake] 03] Shane Taylor - actor [Band of Brothers - Eugene Roe] 04] Heath Ledger - actor [A Knight's Tale - William Thatcher, 10 Things I Hate About You - Patrick Verona] 05] Jay Hernandez - actor [Crazy/Beautiful - Carlos Nuñez] 06] Taye Diggs - actor [Best Man - Harper Stewart, How Stella Got Her Groove Back - Winston Shakespeare] 07] Edward Burns - actor/director [Saving Private Ryan - Richard Reiben, Brothers McMullen - Barry/Finbar McMullen] 08] Donnie Yen - actor/martial artist [Blade II - Snowman, Iron Monkey - Wong Kei-Ying/Iron Monkey] 09] Gale Harold - actor [Queer as Folk - Brian Kinney] 10] Ryan Phillippe - actor [Playing by Heart - Keenan, Cruel Intentions - Sebastian Valmont] 11] Yoo Seung Jun - singer [Korean solo rapper, often w/ Yuki Hsu] 12] Tony Leung - actor [Hard Boiled - Tony, Chungking Express - Cop #663] 13] Stephen Dorff - actor [Blade - Deacon Frost, I Shot Andy Warhol - Candy Darling] 14] Usher Raymond - singer [solo artist, often w/ P. Diddy] 15] Orlando Bloom - actor [Lord of the Rings - Legolas Greenleaf, Black Hawk Down - Todd Blackburn] 16] Brad Pitt - actor [Fight Club - Tyler Durden, Snatch - Mickey O'Neil] 17] Daniel Wu - actor [Bishounen/Beauty - Sam, Gen-X Cops - Daniel] 18] Chen Chang - actor [Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Xiou Hu] 19] Mark Wahlburg - actor [Three Kings - Troy Barlow, Big Hit - Melvin Smiley] 20] Oscar de la Hoya - boxer 21] Tim Armstrong - singer/songwriter/guitarist [Rancid frontman] 22] Randy Harrison - actor [Queer as Folk - Justin Taylor] 23] Ethan Hawke - actor [Gattaca - Vincent/Jerome Freeman, Great Expectations - Finnegan Bell] 24] Chester Bennington - singer/songwriter [Linkin Park frontman] 25] David Denman - actor [Replacements - Brian Murphy] 26] Nicholas Tse - actor/singer [Gen-X Cops - Jack]
.... ah, I'm forgetting a ton. And it's a good thing I decided to skip the explanations. Ahahahah... yeah.
Watch Band of Brothers tonight and become addicted and rejoice in the beauty of Shane Taylor! I will be with you!
